✨Millennial Kingdom Life Hacks for the TikTokostals✨

1. Don’t Be Pa-fall, Be Pa-faith 🙏

Heb 10:38 sabi: “My righteous one shall live by faith.”
Kung si crush hindi consistent, at least si Lord consistent. Huwag ka mag-“shrink back” kasi hindi cute mag-ghost kay God. Remember: mas okay magtiis sa trials kaysa ma-softblock sa The Great White Throne: The Judgment.

💡 Lifestyle Tip: Kapag tempted ka mag-give up, kain ka muna ng matzo with hummus. Masarap, tapos reminder na flat ang bread pero hindi flat ang promises ni Lord.

2. Markahan Mo ang Loyalty, Not Your Forehead 😅

Rev 20:4: The faithful refused the beast’s mark.
Kung kaya mong iwasan ang tattoo na pangarap ni ex, kaya mo rin umiwas sa “mark of the beast.” Allegiance kay Jesus lang, hindi sa chismis, hindi sa fake news, at hindi rin sa shawarma na may pork (oops bawal yun, mga besh, stick to kosher beef shawarma).

💡 Lifestyle Tip: Every time may peer pressure, sagot mo lang: “Sorry guys, kosher lang ako.” #NoToBeastMark

3. Do Justice, Love Kindness, Walk Humbly… Pero Chill Lang ✨

Micah 6:8: “Do justice, love kindness, walk humbly with your God.”
Hindi ibig sabihin boring ka. Puwede ka pa rin mag-TikTok dance habang nagse-serve ng falafel balls sa kapitbahay. Serving with kindness ang tunay na viral trend.

💡 Lifestyle Tip: Next time may kapitbahay na toxic, imbes na awayin, bigyan mo ng honey-dipped figs. Kasi sweet ka, hindi beast mode.

4. Kingdom of Priests = Ultimate Squad Goals 👑

Exo 19:6 + Rev 20:6: “You shall be to me a kingdom of priests and a holy nation.”
Kung dati squad goals mo BTS, ngayon dapat Priesthood Squad Goals: blessed, holy, and reigning with Christ. Ang mga tunay na “influencers” sa millennial kingdom ay yung hindi nagpatalo sa beast.

💡 Lifestyle Tip: Habang nagpa-practice ng pagiging priestly, try mo magluto ng kosher salmon with olive oil. Kasi priestly life = oily with anointing. 🔥

5. Second Death? No Thanks, Kosher Life Please! 😇

Rev 20:6 sabi: “The second death has no power.”
Kung takot ka sa “Game Over,” good news: kay Jesus, may respawn ka sa first resurrection. Yung tunay na “No to Deadma, Yes to Eternal Drama (with God).”

💡 Lifestyle Tip: Kapag nadedrain ka sa buhay, magpahinga with dates and pomegranate juice. Healthy sa katawan, prophetic pa. Kasi sa olam ha-ba (world to come), walang energy drain.

🔥 Final Reminder (Cue Dramatic Voice):
At the end of the day, hindi mo kailangan matakot sa beast, sa mark, o sa second death. Ang pinaka-importante: hindi ka magpa-“seen zone” kay Lord. Kasi sa The Great White Throne: The Judgment, hindi uso ang excuses, only faithfulness. ✨

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