๐Ÿ“ฑ Bro, Ctrl+Z Is Not in the Bible

Hebrews 13:7
“Remember your leaders, ‘yung mga OG na nag-preach ng Word of God sa’yo. Stalk mo yung buhay nila (legit, not chismis) at i-check kung paano sila nagtiwala kay Lord—then, copy-paste their faith sa sarili mong buhay.”

Deuteronomy 32:7 (Jejemon Remix):
“Remember the days of old, mga ka-GenZion. Tanong mo kay Papa, tanong mo kay Lolo, tanong mo kahit kay titong mahilig mag-Marites ng history. For sure, may matututunan ka diyan.”

Devotional Time

Mga digital disciples, let’s be real—lahat tayo minsan may memory gap. Like, naalala mo pa ba yung password mo sa Netflix? Hindi, diba? Pero sabi ng Bible, “Remember!” Not yung mga ex mo (please lang, healing ka na), but the faithfulness of God at yung mga leaders na nagturo sa’yo ng Word.

Think of it like Facebook Memories—pero holy version. God’s faithfulness, not your cringey 2009 emo posts.

Lev 11 Edition:
Back then, bawal yung baboy, shellfish, at basically lahat ng masarap sa Mang Inasal buffet. Pero sabi ni Hebrews 13:9: “Food will not strengthen your heart—grace will.” Meaning, kahit kumain ka ng unlimited rice, hindi yun magbibigay ng inner peace. Only Jesus ang true soul food.

Exo 29 Edition:
Dati, kung anong tatama sa altar, magiging holy. Pero ngayon, plot twist! Si Jesus mismo ang altar. At kapag nag-stick ka sa Kanya, automatic holy ka (no need for Lysol or alcohol).

Punchline Truth

So ano ang bottom line?
๐Ÿ‘‰ Ang faith natin hindi dapat naka-anchor sa trending TikTok preacher lang, but kay Jesus mismo.

Because let’s face it—leaders come and go, trends come and go, pero…

“Jesus > What Else Is Better?”
Yesterday, today, forever—He’s the ultimate upgrade.

Digital Challenge ๐Ÿ’ป

  • Scroll back sa “spiritual Facebook memories” mo. Sino ang ginamit ni Lord para turuan ka? DM them “thank you.”

  • Next time mag-order ka ng Mang Inasal all-you-can-rice, remember: hindi rice ang nagpapalakas ng puso mo—grace lang ni Jesus.

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